❌ Scenario A (Cutting Corners)
To save money, we bought second-hand extinguishers without inspection labels. The kitchen's fire-rated door was annoying, so we propped it open with a wooden wedge. The Officer arrives. They see the wedge on the door and the expired extinguishers. They ask for the DoP certificates for the pink plasterboard. We don't have them. The inspection "fails." The café doesn't get its licence, opening is postponed, rent keeps running.